"Kanye, for instance, has excellent ideas, but it's hard to get him to pay attention. So my job was to keep him focused. I was the mistress walking around with the clipboard going, 'Guys, can you please -- can you guys come back in the room? Let's just finish the song. What do you mean you're going to a photo shoot? What do you mean you have to go to a red carpet event? Get off your phone! Will you stop tweeting? Wait, we haven't finished!' "
Everyone has regrets. I have regrets for the smaller things, which ultimately are the bigger things in life. For instance, I regret not being more grateful certain times in my life. I regret not being more compassionate. I regret not saying I'm sorry. I don't have any career regrets. I have human-being regrets.
Yes, I have. It's pulp fiction. It's not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, "Hmm, a lot of spanking." I also thought, "This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much." I'm sorry, but no one eats p---- as much as the guy in that book.
I like her. She seems like she doesn't care what people think. People are always telling her she's dirty or crazy or trashy, and she doesn't care. I love that about her. In her peer group, she stands out.
I think that's bullshit. The word police can f--- off. I don't want to be policed! I'm not interested in political correctness. The word "bitch" means a lot of different things. Everything is about context. When I first moved to England and heard the word "c--t," I was horrified. People were calling each other c--ts! And then I realized that, in that culture, it was different -- they slapped each other on the back and said, "Who's the c--t, right, you're my best mate!" The word "f---" doesn't just mean sexual intercourse. I mean, "You're a stupid f---," "Are you going to f--- with me?" "F-- off!" (Laughs.) Sex has nothing to do with any of those expressions, and the same goes for "bitch." If I say to you, "I'm a badass bitch," I'm owning myself, I'm saying, "I'm strong, I'm tough, and don't mess with me." If I say, "Why are you being such a bitch to me?," well, that means something else.
Today is the last day of the glorious, utterly perfect erotic celebration known as International Masturbate To Mark Ruffalo Week, so if you haven’t paid your dues by dancing awkwardly in tighty whities, inappropriately simulating oral sex or simply jerking off to any of his countless nude scenes… Then, well, there’s still time to turn your life around and make the right decision.
Ruffalo, sadly, was only the second most viewed and discussed entry of the past week. Neil the Erotic Hypnotist brought in the most comments, and as I type, I’m sure his inbox is crammed with curious inquiries about his work. The new Joe Gage flick Runaway Sons brought in the most traffic, and in a moment of perfect timing, Max Sargent sent over some exclusive shots from the director’s next movie. Click below to see more:
From what I can gather, the film is entitled Dad Out West with a cast that includes Sargent, his ex-boyfriend Mike Gaite, Allen Silver, Conner Habib, Colt Rivers, Mike De Marko, Christian Mitchell and Scott Reynolds. There is a one-hundred percent guarantee that I will be covering this once it’s released, and there is a one-hundred percent guarantee that I will be doing so while covered in my own cum…
But, uh, let’s not get ahead of ourselves! Last week also brought us WWE wrestler Seth Rollins‘ hard cock, a double dose of Deviant Otter and an excellent interview with gay porn star Tyson Tyler. Our booty quota was filled by Brent Taylor and Flex Xtremmo, while the combined powers of Derek Atlas, XL, Brad and Jarec Wentworth got our holes twitching.
Last but not least, I’d like to remind you that it’s not too late to log on to Manhunt to win a ton of awesome prizes in our #LoveYourself promotion. You have until the end of the day to show us that you’re the best at loving yourself, so turn on your web cam, head to our chat rooms and put on a damn good show.
Oh, and one more thing—thank you for reading, commenting, sending in your tips, sending me dirty pics and continuing to stroke with us. You’re the number one reason that I keep coming back here every single day. It obviously has nothing to do with the fact that I get a paycheck for writing about porn. It’s all you, baby.
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Take a look at last week’s best posts and a fun bonus clip below:
1. Daddy’s Boys: Joe Gage Presents “Runaway Sons”
2. Celebrity Skin: 25 GIFs Of Mark Ruffalo That Will Make You Cum
3. So This Cum Shot By Derek Atlas Is Pretty Great…
4. The Locker Room: WWE Wrestler Seth Rollins’ Hard Cock
5. An Erotic Hypnotist Got Me Naked & All I Got Was This Mind-Blowing Orgasm
6. Everything Butt: Flex Xtremmo Takes Ronnie Bonanova’s 10 Inch, Uncut Meat
7. Let’s Get Kinky: Locker Room Degradation With Jordan Fox & Gustavo Rodriguez
8. This Muscular, Spanish Top Is Packing 7.5 Inches Uncut.
9. Quickie: Brad Strokes His Fat, Uncut Dick For Maskurbate
10. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: XL Gets A Little Romantic With Brandon Jones
11. Flipping Out: Deviant Otter & Aaron Burke’s Bareback Hotel Fuck-Fest
12. Hot Flash: David Sports Natural Pubes In A Shoot By Mike Enders
13. Let’s Get Kinky: Jimmy Fanz & Preston Steel Do Bondage, Spanking & More
14. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jarec Wentworth Still Knows How To Fuck
15. Everything Butt: Brent Taylor’s Beefy Cheeks & Hairy Hole
16. Manhunt Daily Wood: Mateo Will Make Your Clothes Melt Off
17. Manhunt Daily Wood: Walter Savage Delivers Sexy Goofiness
18. Look At This Guy’s Hairy Butt!
19. An Interview With Tyson Tyler: Hooking Up, Escorting & Not Being A Twat
20. “I’m Openly & Responsibly HIV+”
1. An Erotic Hypnotist Got Me Naked & All I Got Was This Mind-Blowing Orgasm
2. Celebrity Skin: 25 GIFs Of Mark Ruffalo That Will Make You Cum
3. The Locker Room: WWE Wrestler Seth Rollins’ Hard Cock
4. Flipping Out: Deviant Otter & Aaron Burke’s Bareback Hotel Fuck-Fest
5. This Muscular, Spanish Top Is Packing 7.5 Inches Uncut.
6. Oral Only: Addison Services Fuzzy Newbie Chet On Chaos Men
7. The Ten: It’s Time To Crown The Next Sexiest Man Of The Moment!
8. “Willing To Lie About How We Met”
9. An Interview With Tyson Tyler: Hooking Up, Escorting & Not Being A Twat
10. Everything Butt: Brent Taylor’s Beefy Cheeks & Hairy Hole
11. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Nick Capra Needs To Get Inside Me Now
12. Everything Butt: Flex Xtremmo Takes Ronnie Bonanova’s 10 Inch, Uncut Meat
13. Woof, Indeed.
14. So This Cum Shot By Derek Atlas Is Pretty Great…
15. Quickie: Brad Strokes His Fat, Uncut Dick For Maskurbate
THIS WEEK’S BEST BESTIES:
BONUS – Multiple performers bust a nut in Dragon Cumblast 2 by DRAGON MEDIA: